Look, we've spent years perfecting these spaces. Each suite tells its own story, mixing old-world gothic vibes with modern comforts you won't wanna leave behind. Whether you're after a cozy escape or something more theatrical, we've got rooms that'll make you feel like you've stepped into another realm entirely.
Honestly? This one's perfect for first-timers. You get the full gothic atmosphere without going overboard - deep purples, wrought iron details, and a king bed that feels like sleeping on a cloud. The stone fireplace isn't just for show either.
Now we're talking. This suite's got a separate sitting area with these incredible stained glass windows that catch the morning light. The four-poster canopy bed's draped in velvet, and there's a clawfoot tub big enough for two. Guests keep telling us they extend their stays just for this room.
This is where things get serious. Two levels connected by a spiral staircase, private balcony overlooking the forest, and a reading nook in an actual turret. We've got original tapestries on the walls and a dining area where we can arrange private medieval-style dinners. It's theatrical but never cheesy.
Great for couples looking for something intimate. The exposed stone walls are authentic 19th-century craftsmanship, and we've added just enough modern touches to keep it comfortable. There's this little window seat that's become Instagram-famous, but honestly, it's just a nice spot to watch the sunset with a glass of wine.
For the bookworms out there. Floor-to-ceiling shelves filled with fantasy classics and obscure occult texts (all safe to read, don't worry). The queen bed's tucked into an alcove, and there's a working writing desk if inspiration strikes. We've had authors finish entire chapters here.
Named after the full lunar eclipse visible from the panoramic windows. You've got a master bedroom plus a second sleeping area, full kitchen if you're into that, and this absolutely massive bathroom with both a rain shower and a soaking tub. Perfect for small groups or families who want space to spread out.
Alright, this is the big one. Our crown jewel. Three bedrooms, private entrance, your own dedicated concierge, and a great hall with a dining table that seats twelve. We've hosted wedding parties, corporate retreats, and at least one memorable D&D campaign that lasted a whole weekend. The master bedroom alone is bigger than most apartments, with a bathroom that's basically a private spa. There's a full bar, a grand piano (yes, it's tuned), and a stone terrace with views that'll make you forget you're in the 21st century. We only rent this out to folks who'll really appreciate it, so yeah, there's a conversation involved.
Ground floor with direct forest access - ideal if you're planning early morning hikes or just want to feel connected to the wilderness. The decor's a bit lighter here, mixing gothic elements with natural wood tones. Plus you've got a private patio where deer sometimes wander by at dawn.
This one's got character. We've decorated it with antique scientific instruments, old maps, and curiosities that look like they came straight from a wizard's workshop. There's even a replica telescope pointed at the night sky. The sitting room converts into a second sleeping space if needed.
High thread count, hypoallergenic, and way more comfortable than they look
Medieval-inspired menu available 24/7, modern dietary options too
Candlelight simulation with modern safety, adjust the mood as you like
Complimentary entry to our Dark Relaxation sanctuary
Yeah, we've got modern internet. Sometimes you need to check your email
Local craft spirits, artisan chocolates, and herbal tea selections